Showing posts with label Humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Humor. Show all posts

Thursday, July 25, 2013

Vouched Book! The Zombie Survival Guide: Complete Protection from the Living Dead by Max Brooks


The Zombie Survival Guide: Complete Protection from the Living Dead
by Max Brooks
Publication: September 16th 2003 by Broadway Books
Genre: Horror | Humor | Reference

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The Zombie Survival Guide is your key to survival against the hordes of undead who may be stalking you right now. Fully illustrated and exhaustively comprehensive, this book covers everything you need to know, including how to understand zombie physiology and behavior, the most effective defense tactics and weaponry, ways to outfit your home for a long siege, and how to survive and adapt in any territory or terrain.

Top 10 Lessons for Surviving a Zombie Attack

1. Organize before they rise!
2. They feel no fear, why should you?
3. Use your head: cut off theirs.
4. Blades don’t need reloading.
5. Ideal protection = tight clothes, short hair.
6. Get up the staircase, then destroy it.
7. Get out of the car, get onto the bike.
8. Keep moving, keep low, keep quiet, keep alert!
9. No place is safe, only safer.
10. The zombie may be gone, but the threat lives on.

Don’t be carefree and foolish with your most precious asset—life. This book is your key to survival against the hordes of undead who may be stalking you right now without your even knowing it. The Zombie Survival Guide offers complete protection through trusted, proven tips for safeguarding yourself and your loved ones against the living dead. It is a book that can save your life.

Monday, November 29, 2010

"Jane In The Box" by Spirare

Title: Jane in the Box (OS)
Author: Spirare
Rated VMM18+
Genre: Humor
POV: Jane
Summary: What happens when you stick Jane in a cubicle? Nothing good. A short o/s continuation of my Twi25 drabble. *WINNER: BEST COMEDY IN 2010 SINGLE SHOT AWARDS*