Thursday, November 15, 2012

V Wicked Tease – 11/15

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Chapter 50 of "Monster" by The.Bloody White.Wolf.xoxo **Emmett & OC**
Chapter 12 of "The Other Way" by Honeybeemeadows **Edward & Bella**

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Chapter 63 of "Coupling" by Honeybeemeadows **A/B, J/A, E/B**

"Monster" by The.Bloody White.Wolf.xoxo
Emmett & OC, Angst, Romance, MA/NC-17
Summary: I am a monster—born to protect, yet living only to kill. My humanity is gone, all until one harmless glance changes everything. Just one glance has bound two sworn enemies together. But is it fate or a joke? Can one who has lost herself be found again by another? Or is this another dark, dirty, trick of my own mind? A forbidden passion, heat, and intense anger—this is no fairytale.

*** Chapter 50 Teaser ***
Slipping down the hall, I shoulder through the door to Sam's room, stepping around scattered books, remotes, and extra pillows, yanking the cordless phone off the end table. I swivel back around with record speed, hurrying down the hall and into the bathroom. My eyes instantly shoot toward the counter, searching but not finding.

"Shit!" I growl.

I'm about to slip back into my room and tear through the sheets when a spot of color catches my eye. The tension in my body eases some as I peel the slip of paper away from the corner of the coutner where its managed to wedge itself in. I unfold it carefully with my thumb, squinting to make out the digits scrawled neatly beneath the splatter of crusted blood. My fingers punch in the numbers as I read them before hitting the 'talk'.

I lean back as I raise the phone to my ear, listening to each long, irritating ring. The sounds buzz in my ear, sending jitters through me. I drum my fingers on the countertop, waiting, my hand trembling slightly with the suspense. On the third ring, I feel like I'm about to explode, but then the ringing is abruptly ended by a click.

"Forks Strip Club, may I help you?"

At the mere sound of his voice, I'm flooded with a surge of energy that sends my heart racing and my mouth breaking out into a full grin. My shoulders drop slightly, my body relaxing against the counter. I speak smoothly, all of the earlier traces of frustration and tenstion melted away.

"I'll take a large, with a side of fries."

A muffled laugh echoes through the phone. "Hmm, I'm sorry. We only serve the delicious Emmett Cullen. Will that be alright, ma'am?"

"Perfect, actually. Thank you, kind sir."

"One moment please." There's a pause, although my ears can still hear the slight drag of Emmett's unnecessary breathing, before he speaks again. "Why hello, beautiful."

I laugh, running my fingers through the tangle of my hair. "Hey, Emmett," I murmur.

"Something up? Or are you dying of despair at every moment we spend apart?"

"I was actually just looking for a visit to the strip club," I joke. "Wrong number, but what a coincidence."

"Oh, were you now?" Emmett snickers into the phone. "No need to look, babe - I deliever."

"The Other Way" by Honeybeemeadows
Edward & Bella, Romance, Humor, MA/NC-17
Summary: Men, like jewels, require a setting. Even if the setting is the last place you'd expect. Rated M for language and other fun stuff.

*** Chapter 12 Teaser ***
“Is this the secret?”

“Yes,” I nodded slowly, resting my chin on my knees and really hoping that my silent possession of her secret would remind her to do the same with my own. I liked her, this girl who was so far out of my normal sphere and she was making it really hard to ignore that nagging need to just tell someone that had been getting worse and worse by the day.

“Aha! I knew there was something different about you two!” Alice sounded pleased with herself and leaned in close, whispering like the crazed conspiracy theorist she’d just accused Edward of being. “You’re in the witness protection program, aren’t you?”

“Seriously?” I laughed and shook my head at her. “That’s where you went with all of this?”

“You’re not? Huh.” She sat back and studied me like a toddler eyeing its first tricycle, a wrinkle between her eyebrows. “Are you a secret service agent?”

“No,” I chuckled, teasing her. “But if I was, I wouldn’t be able to tell you.”

"Coupling" by Honeybeemeadows
Alice & Bella, Jasper & Alice, Edward & Bella, Romance, Drama, AH, MA/NC-17
Summary: A Novella: Two love-struck girls. Two dumb-struck boys. Four can play at this game. Rated M for tart lemons, girl-love and some other deliciously mature content. AH.

*** Chapter 63 Wicked Teaser ***
"Care to tell me what the fuck happened tonight?" He snapped, sounding like he probably already knew.

"Do you want the long version, or the condensed one?"

Edward dropped his chin to his chest for a moment, breathing hard a few times through his nose before looking back up at me. "You better give me the condensed version. If I hear every sordid detail, I'm pretty sure I'm going to have to beat the shit out of you."

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